K., Erik, 1977– Falling and laughing Chicago: 2007. p. : ill. (some col.); imaginary dimensions. Coarse language sometimes used. Non-fiction, except for bits fabricated by author. SUMMARY: Music-, dog-, word-besotted Chicago man discovers he enjoys talking back to the internet. Fun times ensue. SEE ALSO: SUBJECTS OCCUPATION: Lapsed librarian, current designer, aspiring flâconteur (rare minotaur-like creature that is half flâneur, half raconteur).

SUBJECTS Falling and laughing 1. Thoughts--their shape. 2. Thoughts--ones had while walking dog. 3. Thoughts--ones that made me laugh. 4. Thoughts--the kind I’ve got. 5. Spleen--its venting. 6. Japery--assorted. 7. Words. 8. Music. 9. Books. 10. Obsessions--varied. 11. Animals--facts. 12. Animals--made-up things. 13. Dogs--beloved halfling Rottweiler. 14. Birds-- the bowerbird. 15. Birds--the great bustard. 16. Illinois--Chicago--residents--lives and customs. 17. Happiness--its pursuit.

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I’m so glad that this Nivea for Men REVITALIZING Lotion Q10 has the strong masculine fragrance of every single cologne tester strip from every single issue of GQ from 1991-1993. (I mean all of them combined, at once, and also olfactorily-amplified.) Otherwise I would feel super gay wearing face moisturizer.

Besides reassuring me that I am extremely non-gay, the thick man-musk of Nivea for Men REVITALIZING Lotion Q10 also enhances my swagger. I feel like the protagonist of the video game series Grand Theft Auto. I might carjack you! I might make love to you (if you are a mad sexy woman)! You never know, such is the strength/unpredictability of my swagger!

Finally, the “Q10” part of Nivea for Men REVITALIZING Lotion Q10 is extremely technical-sounding, further reassuring me that I love to make love to ladies.

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