(1) A cappuccino, fuck it1
(2) Somewhere nice (note total lack of mosquitos at)
(3) CONGRATU-WAFFLES
(4) I left this Swedish waffle segment for you. It is the happy opposite of pouring out some liquor for fallen comrades. You are my risen comrades, and I thank you all for helping me keep my shit together, and better yet, for keeping me on my PMA grind. SYRUPY HEART CONGRATU-WAFFLE YOU GUYS!
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1. I am embarrassed at how badly I misquoted the poet earlier this morning. The actual lines are, of course
I might even have me a cappuccino, fuck it
I’m goin’ somewhere nice with no mosquitos at [n-word redacted]
You might wonder how I verified the lines. I verified them via listening to them over and over again this morning. You can too, in fact I highly recommend it, esp. if you are interested in feeling 7’ tall/undmurderable.
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zombiecuddle reblogged this from fallingandlaughing and added:
have long been a proponent of...concept, but until now did not have a name
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taf said:
Congratu-waffles is a concept I have not heard of; I wholeheartedly support its propagation. Also, we need waffle houses here.
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petitchou said:
i want that waffle! and footnotes! how do i make footnotes!
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