Falling and Laughing

K., Erik, 1977– Falling and laughing Chicago: 2007. p. : ill. (some col.); imaginary dimensions. Coarse language sometimes used. Non-fiction, except for bits fabricated by author. SUMMARY: Music-, dog-, word-besotted Chicago man discovers he enjoys talking back to the internet. Fun times ensue. SEE ALSO: SUBJECTS OCCUPATION: Lapsed librarian, current designer, aspiring flâconteur (rare minotaur-like creature that is half flâneur, half raconteur).

SUBJECTS Falling and laughing 1. Thoughts--their shape. 2. Thoughts--ones had while walking dog. 3. Thoughts--ones that made me laugh. 4. Thoughts--the kind I’ve got. 5. Spleen--its venting. 6. Japery--assorted. 7. Words. 8. Music. 9. Books. 10. Obsessions--varied. 11. Animals--facts. 12. Animals--made-up things.  13. Dogs--beloved halfling Rottweiler. 14. Birds-- the bowerbird. 15. Birds--the great bustard. 16. Illinois--Chicago--residents--lives and customs. 17. Happiness--its pursuit.

Close Drawer

(1) A cappuccino, fuck it1

(2) Somewhere nice (note total lack of mosquitos at)

(3) CONGRATU-WAFFLES

(4) I left this Swedish waffle segment for you. It is the happy opposite of pouring out some liquor for fallen comrades. You are my risen comrades, and I thank you all for helping me keep my shit together, and better yet, for keeping me on my PMA grind. SYRUPY HEART CONGRATU-WAFFLE YOU GUYS!

1. I am embarrassed at how badly I misquoted the poet earlier this morning. The actual lines are, of course

I might even have me a cappuccino, fuck it
I’m goin’ somewhere nice with no mosquitos at [n-word redacted]

You might wonder how I verified the lines. I verified them via listening to them over and over again this morning. You can too, in fact I highly recommend it, esp. if you are interested in feeling 7’ tall/undmurderable.

  1. zombiecuddle reblogged this from fallingandlaughing and added:
    have long been a proponent of...concept, but until now did not have a name
  2. taf said: Congratu-waffles is a concept I have not heard of; I wholeheartedly support its propagation. Also, we need waffle houses here.
  3. petitchou said: i want that waffle! and footnotes! how do i make footnotes!
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