Falling and Laughing

K., Erik, 1977– Falling and laughing Chicago: 2007. p. : ill. (some col.); imaginary dimensions. Coarse language sometimes used. Non-fiction, except for bits fabricated by author. SUMMARY: Music-, dog-, word-besotted Chicago man discovers he enjoys talking back to the internet. Fun times ensue. SEE ALSO: SUBJECTS OCCUPATION: Lapsed librarian, current designer, aspiring flâconteur (rare minotaur-like creature that is half flâneur, half raconteur).

SUBJECTS Falling and laughing 1. Thoughts--their shape. 2. Thoughts--ones had while walking dog. 3. Thoughts--ones that made me laugh. 4. Thoughts--the kind I’ve got. 5. Spleen--its venting. 6. Japery--assorted. 7. Words. 8. Music. 9. Books. 10. Obsessions--varied. 11. Animals--facts. 12. Animals--made-up things.  13. Dogs--beloved halfling Rottweiler. 14. Birds-- the bowerbird. 15. Birds--the great bustard. 16. Illinois--Chicago--residents--lives and customs. 17. Happiness--its pursuit.

Close Drawer

Fooling me and its consequences

  • Fool me once, shame on you.
  • Fool me twice, shame on me.
  • Fool me three trimes, punch myself in the balls, drink heavily.
  • Fool me four times, seriously, knock it off with the fooling me.
  • Fool me five times, shame on a malevolent universe presided over Wakdjunga the Trickster (note: only applies if member of the Winnebago tribe).
  • Fool me six times, finally look up the words “prestidigitation” and “legerdemain” in the dictionary; begin to question the wisdom of engaging in a 6-times-or-nothing bet with someone whose business card contains both of these words.
  • Fool me seven times, surreptiously plot your murder, but am too shame-filled to act on it.

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