Fooling me and its consequences
- Fool me once, shame on you.
- Fool me twice, shame on me.
- Fool me three trimes, punch myself in the balls, drink heavily.
- Fool me four times, seriously, knock it off with the fooling me.
- Fool me five times, shame on a malevolent universe presided over Wakdjunga the Trickster (note: only applies if member of the Winnebago tribe).
- Fool me six times, finally look up the words “prestidigitation” and “legerdemain” in the dictionary; begin to question the wisdom of engaging in a 6-times-or-nothing bet with someone whose business card contains both of these words.
- Fool me seven times, surreptiously plot your murder, but am too shame-filled to act on it.
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