I don’t know which of the two highest levels in this Cavalia ticket pricing bracket is sadder (and therefore more hilarious): RENDEZ-VOUS (Ooo, French! Sounds fancy!) or HORSE LOVER (which, don’t make the mistake I just did and Google image search that phrase unless your SafeSearch settings are very restrictive).
In any event, it’s a good thing RENDEZ-VOUS seats are priced so reasonably at $209.50, as it should leave plenty of pocket change leftover for some very tasteful Cavalia jewelry. (Thanks to Beck for bringing this particular vale of tears to my attention.)