The Chicago Way
Tales of thuggery, intimidation, and general chicanery at Chicago polling places are legion, but I had never experienced it myself until today when, leaving my local place of voting, the middle-aged gentleman sitting by the door said: “You be real careful out there today.” His message was clear: “[I saw your ballot and you voted for the wrong guy so] you [better] be real careful out there today [lest you have your leg broken by the machine’s hired muscle.]” I was positively chilled and plan to stay indoors with the blinds drawn for the duration of this election day.


